i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
"when women wear makeup theyre lying to men!1!”
idk man i don’t think anyone’s trying to convince you they actually have green eyelids
Heartbeat // Childish Gambino
"I wish we never fucked and I mean that.
But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”
"I tried not to reblog this I swear"
Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit
nothing is more satisfying than boys with boners u helpless weak fool who can’t even control your own dick i laugh at your embarrassment