I really wanted granola but i didn’t have any milk so i used half & half I don’t give a fuck i am unstoppable

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*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

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wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

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i went to Jiu Jitsu for the first time in like 3+ months and i feel how Earl Sweatshirt looks 100% of the time as pictured above thanks for tuning in for this life update xo

i went to Jiu Jitsu for the first time in like 3+ months and i feel how Earl Sweatshirt looks 100% of the time as pictured above thanks for tuning in for this life update xo

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unhealthyhallucinations:

Hey guys!!! I decided to do a giveaway with some of the neato things I have laying around my room bc why not. 

Ok so the things included in this giveaway are:

  • 2 vinyls- Lonerism by Tame Impala and AM by The Arctic Monkeys 
  • a real big Vampire weekend poster (it’s like pretty huge) 
  • a lil flower crown with grateful dead bears on the ends
  • a dreamcatcher to catch yo dreams
  • a glass succulent/plant container to hang your plants or whatever you want to keep in there from the ceiling or a wall 
  • a one of a kind, originally tie dyed shirt based off the the album deja entendu by brand new (it’s a size medium)
  • and a really cool kaleidscopey tapestry, which is pretty big too

So yeah that’s it! So if you’re interested in any of this stuff, just reblog as many times as you want, and you’ll automatically be considered to receive all of this stuff. I’ll be choosing a winner from a random generator, and I’ll contact you on October 5th if you’ve won. That gives you guys some time. All you have to do is follow my blog, and follow my instagram. Please dont use a giveaway blog or anything like that, because I will be checking to notify you if you’ve won. 

This giveaway is international so I’ll ship anywhere for free. If you have any questions, just ask me here. Happy reblogging and good luck!!! :)

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He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak 
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neptunain:

my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour

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